Looking for someone equally weird to adventure with. A solid flirt-to-roast ratio is ideal. No kids yet, but dad jokes for days. Expect puns. Awful ones. I'm half Lebanese, half American, wish I was Shakira. Things I like: -Witty banter -Cheesecake -Nerdiness -Tea time with cozy conversation -Laying on a pile of laundry fresh out the dryer -Pickle juice -Organizing…god bless Marie Kondo